No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday

Tracy Bloom

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back!

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see…

From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to read on the beach – either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.

Readers love No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday!

‘One of the funniest books I’ve read this year… I found myself laughing out loud… A fantastic holiday read.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

‘A laugh-out-loud romp that had me in literal stitches from start to finish.’ Goodreads Reviewer

Oh boy!… my goodness it was absolutely fantastic!… I laughed so many times… the perfect summer read. I didn’t want this book to end! It is that good!’ Jessica’s Book Biz, 5 stars

‘I thought that this book was brilliant!… had me giggling and laughing out loudI loved everything about the book from cover to cover… I flew through it.’ Donna’s Book Blog

Five stars are really not enough for this fantastic book but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review “Read it, you won’t regret it.”’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

Absolutely hilarious… Such a funny and joyous book, just perfect for summer. I really enjoyed it.’ Sibzzreads, 5 stars

‘A perfect holiday read.’ Goodreads Reviewer

‘Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!… Loved it, made me laugh from start to finish.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

Laugh-out-loud funny… If you are a parent this book will speak to you.’ Goodreads Reviewer

Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to… Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.’ Rachel’s Random Reads, 5 stars

VERY funny… the perfect feel good holiday book.Loopyloulaura

HilariousI loved it!’ Netgalley Reviewer, 5 stars

Hysterical!… A really great read.’ Netgalley Reviewer

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